GUCC

Commodore Lord of all things that float, Cameron has been eyeing up the role of commodore ever since he first stepped foot in the Stevenson pool. We’re not quite sure how he did it (deception, bribery?) but he started from the bottom as shipwright, now he’s here as cuddly commodore. He’s promised to whip this club into shape and we’re sure he won’t disappoint.

Secretary After threatening to throw a major strop and leave the club, our very own Alice Fuller has risen through the ranks and finally achieved her dream position of secretary on her first try. This bubbly personality was born with a paddle in one hand and a bottle of gin in the other (yes this is possible, we have a medic on committee).

Treasurer Has the magical ability of turning money into bad decisions. He can be found buying drinks for everyone at 2am in Viper and supposedly taking care of the club finances. If you are rich and interested in become a GUCC sugar daddy, get in touch! He’d love to hear from you.

Competition Secretary No one’s quite sure if she loves us or hates us but we like to think she has reserved a small place in her heart for the club. Underneath her sarcastic exterior there is a warm bubbly gall just yearning to be your pal, but lord help you if you end up on her hit list.

Trip Secretary Having just finished his first year on committee as social secretary, Sam the Salmon has decided to swim back up the river instead of down it (for once) and take some of his very own little fish down the river on his trips that he will be planning as trip secretary for this year!

Social Secretary Fresh off the block from her first year of uni, this southern belle took the best/worst decision of her life to become the new social sec of GUCC. She claims she wanted this burden because she “loves to organise things” but we all know it’s because she loves watching others get absolutely wrecked.

Publicity Convener Resident drunken mess. Instagram, Snapchat and Facebook loyalist. If he’s not face down on Sauchiehalll street at 3am then he’s probably not having fun. His promise to make the club go viral with a GUCC sex tape secured his position as publicity and now we kind of regret it…

White Water 'Gnar' Officer No, you have not been visited by the Messiah and no you have not laid eyes upon the second coming of Jesus. This is Neil. He loves the simpler things in life like walking across water and turning water into wine.

Welfare Convener Having been tasked with taking care of GUCC’s welfare, the club couldn’t be in safer hands… we hope. When his hectic medic schedule allows, you’ll most likely find him taking interesting lines and banging nines.

Shipwright After coming to the realisation that the club was significantly worse off without him, this strapping lad hijacked a glorified P&O ferry and sailed around the world just to whip this club into shape. If he’s not making delicious pan cakes then he’s probably pondering in what way he can improve the clubs kit as shipwright.

Shipwright Having clawed her way to the position of shipwright, this gallant gal wasted no time in re-organising and cataloguing every piece of equipment that GUCC has to offer. Thankfully she’s now a seasoned kayaker and will stop at nothing to get that throwline to you (third time’s the charm, eh).

Ordinary Member Another fresh recruit who thought she’d be able to reach into the depths of boating hell and drag this club back to a respectable level. If she’s not upside down in a sailing boat or gripping onto a climbing wall for dear life, this mysterious creature can usually be found paddling in a kayak (whether the kayak is upright or not is debateable #beaterKirsty).